On summer nights, I like to sit on the rooftop. Getting up there, of course, is no cake walk. But once I am comfortably perched on the chimney (the one coming from the master bedroom), what a feeling! It’s like sitting on top of the world! The view is breathtaking: you can see the whole ...
The first time I did it, it was pay back after mom sprayed me with a water bottle. I was gently asleep on a pile of sweaters in the master bedroom’s closet, and was dreaming of sparrows and how fast those devils fly away when you’re just about to pounce on them. Just imagine being ...
Of course in a crystal plate, you schmuck! Do you expect me to put my whiskers in a plastic dish, perhaps? And I hope this is actual caviar, not that revolting salmon roe you presented me last week. Feh! I still have nightmares about it… What do you mean: “fresh out of caviar”? This is ...
Since they brought home the baby, that delicious milk smell has been right under my nose, 24/7. What can I say? I love milk. I know that’s no excuse, but believe me, I’ve tried to be good. I do politely meow to get a little milk in my saucer too, but am usually and ...
